tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19912563.comments2023-04-03T20:52:06.604-04:00TWO FOR ME ONE FOR YOUIf I Ran The Worldhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10590671910026326045noreply@blogger.comBlogger228125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19912563.post-30716373994875589542010-03-06T20:48:05.043-05:002010-03-06T20:48:05.043-05:00Depending on the size of the latter I might be wil...Depending on the size of the latter I might be willing to forgo the former, but sure, send both.If I Ran The Worldhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10590671910026326045noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19912563.post-47165103484861466972010-03-05T17:05:20.740-05:002010-03-05T17:05:20.740-05:00How about a recent medical exam and a bank stateme...How about a recent medical exam and a bank statement?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19912563.post-55613499521888473382010-03-02T14:15:28.439-05:002010-03-02T14:15:28.439-05:00Wonderful, please submit your C.V. and a $50 inter...Wonderful, please submit your C.V. and a $50 interview fee.If I Ran The Worldhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10590671910026326045noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19912563.post-1196650233530459352010-03-02T10:04:48.508-05:002010-03-02T10:04:48.508-05:00Any flaw will do.Any flaw will do.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19912563.post-75368566876732320012010-02-26T13:59:48.077-05:002010-02-26T13:59:48.077-05:00I should warn you first, I'm not carrying any ...I should warn you first, I'm not carrying any extra pounds.If I Ran The Worldhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10590671910026326045noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19912563.post-37118034895146049002010-02-25T13:27:49.635-05:002010-02-25T13:27:49.635-05:00Want to go on a date?Want to go on a date?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19912563.post-57038473265669316562010-02-24T11:59:05.507-05:002010-02-24T11:59:05.507-05:00Very perceptive!Very perceptive!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19912563.post-26615490249953840972010-02-23T16:01:55.482-05:002010-02-23T16:01:55.482-05:00Sometimes it amazes me too!Sometimes it amazes me too!If I Ran The Worldhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10590671910026326045noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19912563.post-82966399176427078662010-02-23T15:59:54.010-05:002010-02-23T15:59:54.010-05:00My humble thanks to a wise and observant reader. K...My humble thanks to a wise and observant reader. Keep up the good work!If I Ran The Worldhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10590671910026326045noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19912563.post-78303604282019165942010-02-23T15:27:48.044-05:002010-02-23T15:27:48.044-05:00Zhang and Zhang I love it!!!!! You are really on a...Zhang and Zhang I love it!!!!! You are really on a roll lately...Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19912563.post-78473798488365223072010-02-23T15:22:15.129-05:002010-02-23T15:22:15.129-05:00You are so right on sometimes it really amazes me....You are so right on sometimes it really amazes me.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19912563.post-18879200603342896562010-01-28T13:26:33.187-05:002010-01-28T13:26:33.187-05:00NarcissistNarcissistinna anoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19912563.post-30453392779676907692010-01-28T12:41:51.429-05:002010-01-28T12:41:51.429-05:00it's the Ipad dummy.it's the Ipad dummy.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19912563.post-1308453530762813692010-01-21T16:42:17.051-05:002010-01-21T16:42:17.051-05:00entertaining and educational, that's what it&#...entertaining and educational, that's what it'll say on my tombstone. Also, world's handsomest 147 year old.If I Ran The Worldhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10590671910026326045noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19912563.post-28536071760838515462010-01-21T13:03:04.774-05:002010-01-21T13:03:04.774-05:00i've learned so muchi've learned so muchinna anoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19912563.post-23091164171156816342010-01-12T14:46:47.168-05:002010-01-12T14:46:47.168-05:00I think this may be a male female thing, kind of l...I think this may be a male female thing, kind of like how every woman thinks her friend is cute.If I Ran The Worldhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10590671910026326045noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19912563.post-65606797097311054182010-01-12T12:50:39.476-05:002010-01-12T12:50:39.476-05:00She is not at all hot.She is not at all hot.hottienoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19912563.post-74617781990358963592009-12-22T15:42:24.710-05:002009-12-22T15:42:24.710-05:00Right. That's why I used it here.Right. That's why I used it here.Gnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19912563.post-67291757818040569692009-12-17T17:19:21.221-05:002009-12-17T17:19:21.221-05:00While, we're on the topic I think sassy is lim...While, we're on the topic I think sassy is limited to women... spunky is on the verge too.If I Ran The Worldhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10590671910026326045noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19912563.post-34554701677428653262009-12-17T11:22:21.838-05:002009-12-17T11:22:21.838-05:00Nicely done! Smart and sassy :)Nicely done! Smart and sassy :)Gnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19912563.post-79264594152905385362009-12-16T13:16:05.591-05:002009-12-16T13:16:05.591-05:00i am stupid for many reasons:
1) i prounce the t i...i am stupid for many reasons:<br />1) i prounce the t in often<br />2) laying.. thats a hard one to predict. i think if i read it i'd say laying. but if i was talking i'd say lie-ing. dammit you .....<br />3) i end many arguments with "do you have any candy"<br /><br />you have shamed me<br />....<br />and<br />this is the funniest thing i have ever readinna anoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19912563.post-13165118317341774172009-12-11T15:22:49.053-05:002009-12-11T15:22:49.053-05:00Dibs on Grand Central Station!Dibs on Grand Central Station!If I Ran The Worldhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10590671910026326045noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19912563.post-74712827182097993472009-12-11T13:20:01.789-05:002009-12-11T13:20:01.789-05:00Sounds like the plot of Idiocracy. Ultimately, the...Sounds like the plot of Idiocracy. Ultimately, the Stupid will inherit the earth, and the rest of us will be forced to build an underground society.<br />MGAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19912563.post-64478833958679968572009-12-10T12:13:33.235-05:002009-12-10T12:13:33.235-05:00YOu're too kind... honest, but kindYOu're too kind... honest, but kindIf I Ran The Worldhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10590671910026326045noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19912563.post-79162713007502541152009-12-10T09:43:25.917-05:002009-12-10T09:43:25.917-05:00"FWOB's consist of men or women who are h..."FWOB's consist of men or women who are head over heels for Friend X whom, if they ever had a chance, would kill to turn into 'Friend XXX'"<br /><br />wow that's one of the funniest things I've ever read! great job!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com