A LESS THAN AWESOME VACATION

I know, I know, I've been gone for a while. I know what some of you're thinking, he ran out of stuff to complain about, he got lazy, realized no one was ever going to post a comment. These, friends, are lies! I will never run out of things to complain about. I have always been lazy and well, OK that last one's probably true, ingrates! Anyway, the truth is, embarrassing as it might be, I've been working! (I apologize, I realize that was an awful lot of exclamation points for a single paragraph) I don't know how it happened. It started out, innoucuously enough, with one attorney tendering her resignation. Her work was disbursed among the remaining attorneys and i thought life would go along as normal. Only it didn't. It would seem, unlike me, the other attorneys actually do quite a lot of what I had been heretofore calling "work", only they do it without the quotation marks. So that, in short (or long), is where I've been. Also baseball season started and my fantasy baseball teams are in contention. Whatever, you're just jealous. Anyway, that's all for now, but I'll be back with more soon, it looks like I only have to "work" in the near future.